2009 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.
Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2009
New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak
Allah talah aap ko
hazaroon khushiyan ataa karay
aur aap per rehmatain nazil fermaye.
ameen.
New rules of life for 2009
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Monday, November 19, 2007
MAY YOU HAVE
* ENOUGH Happiness to Keep you Sweet
* ENOUGH Trails to Keep you Strong
* ENOUGH Sorrow to Keep you Human
* ENOUGH Hope to Keep you Happy
* ENOUGH Failure to Keep you Humble
* ENOUGH Success to Keep you Eager
* ENOUGH Friends to Give you Comfort
* ENOUGH Wealth to Meet your needs.
* ENOUGH Enthusiasm to Look Forward.
* ENOUGH Faith to Banish Depression
* ENOUGH Determination to Make each day better than yesterday.
* ENOUGH Trails to Keep you Strong
* ENOUGH Sorrow to Keep you Human
* ENOUGH Hope to Keep you Happy
* ENOUGH Failure to Keep you Humble
* ENOUGH Success to Keep you Eager
* ENOUGH Friends to Give you Comfort
* ENOUGH Wealth to Meet your needs.
* ENOUGH Enthusiasm to Look Forward.
* ENOUGH Faith to Banish Depression
* ENOUGH Determination to Make each day better than yesterday.
Rani endorses Titan Raga
Does anybody have the time? Rani Mukherjee will be the right person to ask. Rani has been signed up as the brand ambassador for Titan Raga, a watch brand which is designed and crafted exclusively for women.
Rani said that the Titan Raga watches are sensuous, beautiful and feminine just like today’s women and so she decided to endorse the brand. Titan Raga wants to reposition itself and who better to do it than Rani. Speaking at a press conference, Titan Industries COO, Harish Bhatt said Titan Raga commands a 68 per cent preference score among women aged between 25 and 40.
Titan has Aamir Khan as well who promotes its watches and John Abraham who endorses its line of sunglasses.
Rani said that the Titan Raga watches are sensuous, beautiful and feminine just like today’s women and so she decided to endorse the brand. Titan Raga wants to reposition itself and who better to do it than Rani. Speaking at a press conference, Titan Industries COO, Harish Bhatt said Titan Raga commands a 68 per cent preference score among women aged between 25 and 40.
Titan has Aamir Khan as well who promotes its watches and John Abraham who endorses its line of sunglasses.
Difference between Man and Woman
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are only 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage
Do u still wanna get married ?
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are only 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage
Do u still wanna get married ?
Diagnostic computer
One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.
"His friend said, " Don`t do that. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00."
Jeff figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter.To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren`t yours. Get a lawyer. And...if you don`t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
"His friend said, " Don`t do that. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00."
Jeff figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter.To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren`t yours. Get a lawyer. And...if you don`t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
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